Turn off your lights, spin around once, and sob the name of your crush into a pillow three times and the Feels Guy will appear before you
Whatever you do, DON’T look at him. He will slowly approach you and embrace you. Then you must whisper into where his ear would be (He doesn’t have ears) the feel you would like. He will release you, nod solemnly, and grant you that feel. He will then take his leave. It is now safe to turn your lights back on.